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Sunday, 25 February 2007

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Sharon Stone after a day in the beauty parlor

Hollywood - (ReUterus): Ageing has-been movie starlet Sharon Stone has told a Hollywood press conference that her therapist advised her to give in to a 'weird gut feeling' to reinvent her sagging movie career and win a prize for worst actress, worst movie, worst screenplay and worst sequel.

"It was the only way to get some attention", Stone told Movie Screws magazine after the news that her latest effort had won four Golden Raspberries was met with overwhelming approval.

"When you get to my age there's only a limited number of roles you can play if the pubic...er, public - only remembers you for your services to the Brazilian waxing industry."

The movie was panned on release and within days went to video/DVD. But few retail outlets stocked it forcing suppliers to flog it on internet auction sites.

Ebay Sick Instinct Too is still availbale, price 50c.

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