Britney Spears went on a rampage attacking innocent paparazzi yesterday with her umbrella. This outrageous act looked a little over the top to spectators when in fact this was another shameless promotional act perpetuated by Ms. Spears
Insiders have informed the Spoof that Britney went into a Beverly Hills Shop the other day and Britney really loved the umbrellas they were designing. This came to that and the pop princess and the umbrella maker came to an agreement.
If Britney would go out and prove the durability of their umbrellas to the public she would get the lucrative spokeswoman contract. She would be the mouth of Windbreaker.
Well as seen in the recent footage Windbreaker was almost unbreakable. After repeated blows to an SUV Britney could not break the umbrella, even after repeated abuse, the umbrella still stood the abuse.
Britney's contract is secure and Windbreaker can sleep sound.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Feb 24 2007