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Saturday, 24 February 2007

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Booo get out of my house

In something right out of Poltergeist, it seem the current residents of the old Marilyn Monroe and Anna Nicole Smith's estate are being haunted by the spirits of the battling divas.

"Before Anna Nicole so tragically passed we lived in relative bliss in the estate where Marilyn Monroe passed," said the current owners who requested to remain anonymous, there were times you'd get a chill that would stand the hairs on your arm. You could tell it was Marilyn moving about. But now, it's all out war. Since Anna died the mood in the house has turned decidedly ugly."

In one experience Marilyn and Anna were in a full blown brawl over who got what room. Marilyn telling Anna, you don't live here anymore, get out of my house. Anna screaming back I love you Marilyn don't make me go.

In another incident the two were feuding over the kitchen and knives were flying everywhere. They don't seem to be intent on harming the living, just each other.

The current residents didn't have a problem sharing their digs with Marilyn Monroe but are not so happy to share it with both of the deceased celebrities. They're constant bickering over prescriptions gets tiring. The house is only so big and we pay all the bills. Maybe if they could have some consideration for the living and pitch in a little.

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Buck E Filbert
Feb 24 2007

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