Seven Canadian midgets have been discovered attempting to smuggle themselves into the USA. They were found inside Lindsay Lohan as she walked through a dwarf scanner at the airport, on her way back from a week's holiday in Vancouver.
The illegal aliens were all bald dwarfs from the Cirque de Canada. They were extracted from her vagina with a large pair of calipers and were hungry and thirsty, having had nothing to eat but Ms Lohan's fluids for 2 day.
Ms Lohan is notorious for her drinking binges, and it is thought the little people crept inside as she was unconscious from a night out.
They were desperate to escape poverty-stricken Canada, which is experiencing a redneck plague at the moment. The circus freaks boarded the flight to Alabama in search of the high life. Sadly, they never got to leave the airport at Montgomery. The Canadians will be washed, fingerprinted and sent home inside Pamela Anderson's pussy next week.