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Thursday, 22 February 2007

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Britney Spears Shaves off the rest of her

From tattoos to baldness to skinning alive, Ms Spears has done it all this week. Sources close to the princess of pathology explains it this way:

"It could happen to anyone really! So, you go to a tatoo parlor on a whim and five joints.You get a full body tat of Jesus, Mary and Joseph and suddenly you don't like it in the light of a few tabs of LSD!

"So, then, you shave your head and that sucks after a bottle of Jack Daniels.

"So what are you going to do? Shave off all of your skin,of course and when you simply hate the new look ,after some crack?

"Now you carve the flesh off of your bones so you can look like a super model and finally it clicks after a dozen mojitos.

"This is the look for me!"

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