Written by Buck E Filbert
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Topics: Britney Spears

Thursday, 22 February 2007

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No serenity for Britney

Britney Spears checked out of rehab again just hour after checking In for the second time in as many weeks. Apparently Britney is just not up for bunking with 3 other girls on a dormitory type situation.

Generally 12 step programs break down a persons personality and make them a blank slate that can then be re-programmed to become productive members of society once again.

Until a person gives into the fact that they need to be re-programmed They can't be reborn a new. It seems from her recent actions Britney is not ready to be wiped clean.

Alcoholics Anonymous, (AA), is a program that requires total dedication with meetings three times a day to begin with coming down in frequency over an extended period of time.

Many members of AA continue to go to meetings for the rest of their lives, they need the support of the group to stay on the straight and narrow.

Britney Spears has obviously has not reached a place in her life where she feels the need for this level of dedication.

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Feb 21 2007

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