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Wednesday, 21 February 2007

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Britney: at least she's consistent

California - (Rotters): Shorn-again singer Britney Spears has done another runner from rehab just twentyfour hours after internet bookmakers offered odds of 5/4 that she would not last longer than a day in the detox facility that her mother packed her off to on Tuesday evening.

It is still not clear if she ran away from the clinic or, as is being speculated, was booted out after a stash of white powders was found secreted upon her person - as the cops often say in their euphemistic terminology.

Reports suggest she may now give an interview saying that she's suffering from harassment by internet comics poking fun at her private parts, but so far these stories are unconfirmed.

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