Written by PalaverArtist
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Topics: Katie Holmes

Tuesday, 20 February 2007

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Holmes attempts to recreate the Britney "flashing" scene

The once adorable star of "Dawson's Creek," known for her spunky attitude and girl-next-door appeal, has been wasting away recently. This vanishing act is latest of the once hopeful young starlet's dwindling existence.

Falling victim to the treacherous promises of Scientology and their beloved spokesmen Tom Cruise were Katie Holmes' first and second, and you know what I'm gonna say the combination of the two was a third mistake.

And now the most recent batgirl has gone more batty by starving herself. Her skin hugging her bones takes away her sexy curves and full gorgeous face, and is in fact now a walking skeleton.
Unfortunately Katie Holmes has lost her sex appeal; her body has faded away just like her mind.

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