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Tuesday, 20 February 2007

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These props will not be used on the Kiera Knightley shoot.

In her upcoming movie Silk, actress Keira Knightley has announced that she will bare all. The star of the Pirates movies will do full frontal and rear nudity for her part in the film. In the movie, Knightley will play an eleven year old girl on the verge of puberty.

"Since they can't hire little girls to do nude scenes in this country, because it would violate child pornography laws, they have decided to give me the opportunity to play the role. Naturally, I will keep myself shave throughout the shoot."

When asked who an eleven year old girl would be performing a nude scene with in real life, Knightley replied that she had really not thought about it that much. "I know Brooke Shields once did nude when she was eleven for Pretty Baby, but the laws were different back then and she really was eleven."

Child molesters in the state penitentary who were interviewed about this supported the move. Said Richard Pedophile, "I like little girls and would prefer to really see one in the role, but Keira comes close enough and I couldn't be arrested for watching that film or owning the DVD when it comes out."

Filming is set to begin Monday. There is a waiting list for visitors to the set.

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