Satirist King David was surprised on Valentines Day after his longtime girlfriend and live-in companion, Demi Moore dislocated her middle finger trying to take her pants off after dinner. Both Moore and David were looking forward to a long night of passion when the unsuspecting and beleaguered Moore dislocated her finger and had to be taken to the emergency room to have it set back in place.
"I couldn't believe the timing," the horny David said. "I was looking forward to that moment all day."
Moore, who works for the Durham County school system as a stripper, that is a furniture stripper, received sympathy from colleagues at work last week. When asked how she was doing, the sore Moore told them that she was fine, but her finger was a little achy from too much use.
That's when the janitor broke out laughing after seeing that it was Moore's middle finger that was injured and achy from too much use.
In other news today, Durham Public Schools says they will be hiring only attractive teachers willing to go all the way in their profession.