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Sunday, 18 February 2007

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Britney Spears as Chelsea Xavier

Britney Spears is to star in X-Celebrities, a new movie based on the X-Men franchise. A Twentieth Century Fox spokesman was very excited with Ms Spears' new bald-head look, which was the reason that made her a natural contender to play the part of Professor Chelsea Xavier, also known as Professor X-Wasted, the long lost mutant daughter of the famously bald super hero Professor Charles Xavier.

Ms Spears will play the role of a gifted yet wasted mutant celebrity who has the uncanny power of self destruction, flash, intoxicate, instant snooze and party hard all at the same time.

The role of the villain Paparazzi Magneto will be played by Paris Hilton, who posses the power to cause all photographic and video cameras to aim and shoot only towards her direction whenever she is within their point of sight and range.

Filming will begin soon after the other actors that will take up two other characters are released from rehab, most notable being Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie who will play Nightie Crawler and Sober Tooth respectively.

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