Insiders have informed BEF at The Spoof, the recent head shaving Britney Spears gave herself was for a movie roll where Britney will be playing a psychotic pop princess that folds under the pressure of her celebrity then chops off all her hair.
Apparently the first scene in the movie required Britney to be totally bald, Britney just decided to garner a little free publicity out of having to shave her head anyway.
Alan Smithee, director of, "Here to There", begins principle photography in two weeks. "We needed Brit to have a little stubble when we start shooting. Britney sure knows how to play the media. If all this attention is for shaving her head, I can't imagine what going to happen when her sex scene with Angelina Jollee hits the tabloids."
"Here to There", is the story about an abducted pop princess that falls in love with the woman that captures her. Britney Spears' character is an evil genius who could be compared to Lex Luthor or The Riddler; anti-hero like.
Britney Spears has once again pulled the wool over the gullible eyes of ever so brain dead American public.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Feb 18 2007