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Topics: Britney Spears

Monday, 19 February 2007

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Britney Spears hair

For many years they were the successful partnership which ruled the pop world. Now Britney Spears and her hair have separated after days of rumours about fighting between the two.

It has been a fruitful pairing. Britney has supplied the (admittedly poor) vocals, and her hair has given her the sexually alluring look which many record-buyers look for in an artist. Although Britney hasn't actually recorded anything good for ages and it is thought her hair became frustrated and left. Britney was spotted trying to tear her hair out at a celebrity hangout last week.

Britney's hair should enjoy a successful career as a recording artist. Being unable to sing, speak, or indeed to do anything at all, should be no barrier to her success. Already pre-orders of the hairs' single "Hair We Go" have reached 100,000.

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