The families of Anna Nicole Smith and James Brown have gotten together and decided the best way to extract more money out of their dead celebrity relatives is to put them on tour.
The attorney representing the families, Berry Exploit, said, "the relatives feel the only way to share their pain with the masses is to tour the frozen bodies across the world."
The live show will have a 40 member Baptist choir singing hymns, jugglers. clowns and a flying trapeze expert.
In addition there will be numerous pencil artists that can draw people next to the casket of their favorite dead celebrity. For a nominal fee of $25.00
Admission for the show will be $15.00 at the door $12.00 in advance at Ticketmaster.
One relative said, the show will be well worth the money, just the choir alone will make most people happy.
When asked if this could be seen as cold and heartless the relatives stared blankly into space and gave no response.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Feb 17 2007