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Saturday, 17 February 2007

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Britney has decided to go for the baby girl look.

Britney Spears, who shaved her head bald yesterday, says it was to give her an overall look and image. "Yes," said the former pop princess and mouseketeer in her first interview since the new style, "I am now bald all over. I shaved my head and everyone knows that I have a Brazilian cut down south. I'm also planning on shaving my eyebrows and cutting off all my eyelashes. I shave my legs and my pits on a regular basis."

"I've decided that hair is icky and I don't want any of it. When my babies came out all bald looking and wrinkled, I thought they were the most precious and beautiful things ever. I've taken the first step by shaving off all my hair. Now, I'm going to eat lots of cheetos and cheeseburgers and get fat rolls and all wrinkled myself. Then I'll be the cutest me ever!"

Friend Paris Hilton was not impressed. "She can get fat and bald if she wants, but I'll stay skinny and pretty and get laid more."

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