Not yet a month since the debacle that was Celebrity Big Brother and still the controversy reigns supreme as Shilpa Shetty prepares yet another battle with Jade Goody. This time in court!
PR Guru and official Shetty spokesman revealed to The Spoof, "What Goody and her cohorts did to that poor, sweet innocent Shilpa Shetty was a disgrace and technically illegal. We are convinced we have a case to bring her, as ring leader, to justice and serve time for racial harrassment."
When asked by yours truly whether or not this was just a publicity stunt to keep Shetty's name in the public consciousness, Clifford replied, "Yes."
There wasn't a lot I could say to that, so I went home, opened a bottle of cheap red table wine and hastily scribbled this lame excuse of a story out.
I then sat and checked out my ratings score desperately hopping to slide no more...