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Topics: ITV, Children's TV

Wednesday, 14 February 2007

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BSpeer's Asparagus creature will teach color and scent through urine

ITV execs have heeded the TV watchdogs at Ofcom and decided to rewrite Old Inspector Morse episodes it's been airing in the traditional after-school kiddie time slot with a slant towards the younger viewer. Even the title will change as Inspector Morse will morph into Inspector Gadget 'Morse Code'.

Episode planners have been hard at work rejuvenating the old bloodhound.

The debut show plans to incorporate an evil videogame villain who escapes from an indolent pre-teen's computer while he is playing hooky from school.Inspector GMC eventually captures the evil doer by use of his gadget arm and some fancy break-dancing foot work.

Future episodes plan on featuring a Britney Spears type insane bio-engineered asparagus which IGMC eventually tames and uses to combat childhood obesity.Other hints leaked from the project department suggests that the insane BSpeers Asparagus will cause all children's urine to turn bright yellow and smell quite musky.

This episode will try to teach the color wheel and the new scent circle recommended by the British Office of Remedial Education (BORE).

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