Hollywood. Little known English "popstar" Robbie Williams was today sensationally admitted to the Henry Ford clinic, a Los Angeles based treatment center for bloated has beens and tattooed freaks.
The sentimental pop balladeer known as the fat druggy one from Take That, was admitted to the center in the early hours of this morning suffering from what his management called "detrimental stonage".
Fans of the portly exhibitionist will be hoping this latest setback in the mildly interesting star's career is not permanent and that he is soon back up to full speed churning out bland disco anthems and dirges for kids funerals.
Fans of the embattled "singer" were today beginning to assemble outside the gates of the clinic, and early police reports suggest as many as two or three people have converged on the scene bearing handmade cards and party packs of well known prescription drugs, which they are throwing over the clinic's wall's in the hope of currying favour with their troubled troubadour hero.