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Saturday, 14 March 2009

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The moustache speaks!

In shocking news that has literally affected the whole of the internet, the Mythbusters team, popularised in the show Mythbusters, have decided to cancel the show after co-host Adam Savage announced his retirement from the whole business of having fun.

Savage, whose walrussed partner in crime is the gorgeous Jamie Hyneman, has previously been warned by on-show doctors about the amount of pleasure he gets from his job and has called it a day on having fun. Mythbusters aim to debunk urband legends and myths by exploring and exploding (literally) every aspect and every angle of the myths. Often this requires ingenious devices, almost always requiring some element of explosion and often Savage ripping the living hell out of Hyneman.

"I think the truth is that Adam was just getting far too much pleasure out of everything we did," announced Jamie's giant moustache. "You can see it in his face, I quite like the things we do but he really loves it, probably too much. I've seen the state of his pants after the show, it's not a pretty site. In fact, I have tubs in my workshop that are filled with soiled underwear... just in case a myth happens to crop up where I'll need them. Adam doesn't know about those though, so don't print this."

The team have just finished filming their latest series, whilst a new partnership involving Hyneman and Keanu Reeves has been rumoured. We can only hope.

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