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Sunday, 11 February 2007

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There is a new deepthroat for the twenty-first century. This mysterious source cloaked in shadows to protect her anonymity chose to confide in this Spoof reporter.

According to her, Anna Nicole Smith is not dead. There is indeed a conspiracy afoot. Not over who murdered Anna Nicole Smith the 39 year old former Playmate, but over the fact of her death.

She, deepthroat not Anna, stated she had heard rumors concerning this tragic "death of one cut down at the age of 39. The theories range from overdose/suicide to homicide by her 20 year old son.

Deepthroat asserts that she was eyewitness to the truth. Anna Nicole was transformed into the living dead by no less a personage than Marylin Monroe which given the former's open admiration of the latter is an appropriate twist of fate. Monroe was of course sired by the King himself Elvis.

It being daylight at presstime Anna Nicole Smith was unfortunately unavailable for comment.

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