Written by d howdy
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Topics: Danielle Lloyd

Saturday, 10 February 2007

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Following the 'racist' debacle during the recent Celebrity Big Brother show, Danielle Lloyd is the latest victim of her own making.

Danielle Lloyd who has been with her teddy since she was one has dramatically seen the teddy taken away from her by her mother.

"Danielle is 23 years old and should be old enough to stop holding onto her teddy bear." Danielle's mother, Patricia 78, also intends to make Danielle wear a leather glove with the thumb smeared in mustard in a desperate effort to stop her sucking her thumb. Although previous boyfriends have tried alternative methods none have been successful as yet.

Danielle is said to be hurt over the split with her teddy and is looking to pop into Hamleys on Regent street in order to find a replacement teddy.

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