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Thursday, 8 February 2007

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The Crown - It must've cost a bit, look at them gems!

Shilpa Shetty has dramatically lost her Celebrity Big Brother title. The Bollywood queen, 'IT GIRL' and all-round celebrity 'Poor Me' was out partying with friends and family last night when she lost her CBB crown.

"One minute I had it in my purse and then the next, it was gone."

BNP spokeswoman Judi Benjamin said, "It is a disgrace that someone like her who obviously stoked the fires of racism and played on the colour of her skin had no right to win it in the first place."

DIY giants B&Q are offering a reward to the lucky punter who finds the crown. They will receive a tin of Crown paint.

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