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Monday, 5 February 2007

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The Spoof re-enacts the alleged 'hand signals'

In what has turned out to be a dramatic twist of fate, it has been discovered that Celebrity Big Brother winner Shilpa Shetty won the show by cheating.

A spokesperson for Big Brother creators Endemol said, "We have discovered that all is not as it seems with Shilpa Shetty. She used underhand tactics to gain votes from the public and thus win the show."

The allegations of vote manipulation comes in the light of previously unseen video footage of Shetty provoking Goody and her clan into bullying her.

Upon closer inspection of the footage Shetty can be quite clearly seen to be using covert obscene gestures to Goody, O'Meara and Lloyd via hand signals.

At one point, Shetty looks like she is scratching her behind but in actual fact she is inviting Goody to compare it with her face.

There is also evidence of severe provocation in the words that Shetty used. Interspersed in everyday conversation, Shetty can be heard to be calling Goody, Lloyd et al, "w*****s", "c***s" and "c********s" as well as "f******g b******g f*******s".

Although technically correct, Shetty's Machiavellian behaviour has been deemed illegal and her crown of celebrity big brother winner is now in question.

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