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Friday, 2 February 2007

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Britney's babies may soon be serving salsa

Kevin Federline, known in rap circles as K-Fed, said in an interview that his children were going to learn to work from a young age. His actual words were that his children with Pop Princess Britney Spears were "going to work at Taco Bell."

"See," said Kevin, "You need to teach your kids the value of work. Taco Bell is a good place to start out. You got your tacos and burritos and chalupas. It's all about life, dude. Everything's a little different and everyone has different tastes and s**t. You might like grilled stuffed burritos while I want an encherito. We're all different and kids need to know that."

When asked how early his kids needed to being learning this important lesson, Federline was a little unsure. "I think maybe when they start school they can work a few hours in the evening. That way, they can start bringing home a little money to support me and I can also get the family discount on my gorditas."

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