Bloomsbury has only just announced that the sixth Harry Potter book, the name revealed to be "Harry Potter and the Bondage of Volemort" is to be X-rated. The announcement is set to devastate millions of youngsters across the world.
JK makes this statement: "I have had enough of writing obvious riddles for children, I am sick of fitting each page of my story together like a blooming jigsaw, I am now concentrating on rivalling Jackie Collins, my idol!"
The book is to be nearly 1000 pages long, 893 of them will involve sex scenes. "I have just finished the first draft," JK tells us, "the story is due to hit top shelves in March 2005"
Warner Bros. are said to already be interviewing Jenna Jameson, the leading adult movie star in Britain, to take over the part of Hemione Granger for the sixth film.
All you adults can look forward to reading that then. As for the Children, you have seen the last you will see of the three friends (soon to be threesome!) until you are 18.