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Wednesday, 31 January 2007

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Walsh (we think) caught yesterday by our photographer's long lens

Pint-sized cock-en-ee funny man, Bradley Walsh, has been spotted again this time in Glasgow. And if the reports are confirmed then this will be the third time inside two months that the diminutive gagster will have appeared in public.

The reports speak of the former Coronation Street cherub-faced star walking along in a jaunty fashion, laughing and joking with shoppers and passers by on the city's trendy Rodeo Drive.

Wildlife expert, Sir David Attenborough, has gone to the Scottish Capital on the North West coast of Ireland along with a film crew in an attempt to try and get some footage of the elusive star for his new show. The show with the working title of "Celebs and their habitats", is thought to be an exciting new venture that is a BBC-Discovery Channel and Heat Magazine collaboration.

Bill Oddie said:

"I'm a bit pissed off that Sir Dave's got the gig because I thought that it was all me and Kate Humble now. I mean Atters is good but he's passed it these days"

If you spot Bradley then call our showbiz desk with details and we'll pass it on to Sir David

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