Shocked fans of Britney Spears gathered outside her homes reeling at the sad news that their idol is yesterday's news. Fears that Ms Spears has run out of things to do, and that people no longer find her interesting were confirmed when she didn't appear at the window, and didn't make a statement, but just assumed she could sit back while we show those old library photos again, which we won't.
'This is a total shock,' said one breathless starlet. 'I mean, we're so like, what are we going to do without whassaname?'
One exclusive we do have is that her website is COMING SOON!!! At the moment it says, 'Stay Tuned, Britney's new web site is in the works.'
Due to the lack of anything else to say about Britney other than that her website is coming soon, The Spoof has learned that her all new website is going to feature exclusive photos of Britney.
So, you're probably suffering from Britney withdrawal symptoms, and who isn't??? You can't get enough of Britney until that new website comes out. Let's hope it's soon. So, we're waiting for some news on Britney to come right in. Nothing. Maybe Scientology's going to be the next thing for her.
I bet something happens straight after I fire off this exclusive about her website coming soon. It often does. What next?