The latest shock entertainment split so far has rocked the planet as 'uber pop star' Madonna and 'Mockney Geezer film director' Guy Ritchie officially announce the end of the road for their marriage.
A spokesperson for the estranged couple cited "A difference of personal interests had..."
It was at this point, that the reporter must admit that his attention had wandered. Not being in the slightest bit interested in Madonna or Guy Ritchie he started ruminating on his own failing marriage which he had left behind this very morning in order to cover this sensational and not very interesting story.
"If you walk out that door," Maria, the reporter's wife shouted out, "Don't ever come back again."
"Fine," yelled the reporter over the slamming of doors. "I Hope never to see your sour face again."
It wasn't until now, a mere three hours later, in the company of said celebrity's spokesperson did it dawn on the reporter that he had left his prized possessions at the mercy of his vicious, vindictive wife.