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Saturday, 27 January 2007

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Bumfluff's temporary home before moving into Paris Hilton's inverted bosom

Paris Hilton, the skinny, boobless, airheaded heiress, whose sole contribution to world culture is the exploits of her vagina, has had a breast reduction operation.

The astonished surgeon, Dr Gringo Cowboy, said he couldn't believe his luck when the rich bimbo staggered into his office. Paris requested the reduction from a size AA to a size 'minus B', which means that her breasts are now actually inverted cavities in her chest.

Dr Cowboy said, "We hed to remove a few reebs, but now she hes the perfect B cup breasts, just eenside out."

Miss Hilton, unsurprisingly still a single woman, has said that the inverted breasts allow her to get closer to her drunken friends when she kisses them while she is pretending to be a lesbian 'to attract hot guys'. It is also thought the cavities could be used to house her pet chihuahua, Bumfluff.

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