Paris Hilton, the skinny, boobless, airheaded heiress, whose sole contribution to world culture is the exploits of her vagina, has had a breast reduction operation.
The astonished surgeon, Dr Gringo Cowboy, said he couldn't believe his luck when the rich bimbo staggered into his office. Paris requested the reduction from a size AA to a size 'minus B', which means that her breasts are now actually inverted cavities in her chest.
Dr Cowboy said, "We hed to remove a few reebs, but now she hes the perfect B cup breasts, just eenside out."
Miss Hilton, unsurprisingly still a single woman, has said that the inverted breasts allow her to get closer to her drunken friends when she kisses them while she is pretending to be a lesbian 'to attract hot guys'. It is also thought the cavities could be used to house her pet chihuahua, Bumfluff.