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Thursday, 25 January 2007

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Dull without racism

London - (Rotters): A Channel 4 TV chief said today that recent racist ourbursts on Celebrity Big Brother only proved that the British National Party is dull without its UK primetime cheerleaders and could otherwise be mistaken for UKIP or Respect or even Captain Rainbow's Monster Raving Loony Party.

But the Channel 4 boss admitted that the script for last week's opening salvos of Celeb BB had been written as long ago as October last year because "there was danger of the show being the most boring BB that we'd had in many years, maybe ever."

Meanwhile media regulator Ofcom has received some 50,000 complaints about the reality show but is staying resolutely neutral in the argument. Their spokesperson said today:

"Well, reality is like that, loads of fat tarts slagging each other off with gratuitous racist crap when they could be mikling taxpayers money to run for Parliament under the BNP banner."

Channel 4 is now revising its reality show policy amid rumors that it might adopt a diferent housemate-recruitment slant if the Home Secretary reviews a ban preventing internationally acclaimed anti-semitist Louis Farrakhan from entering the country.

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