NEVERLAND RANCH -- After a tolling and restless trial, Michael Jackson was found unanimously innocent by the Los Angeles Superior Court on Thursday afternoon. Standing arm-in-arm with his lawyer, Michael bid a fond greeting complete with silly laughs, as he sped away in his limousine.
All the drama finally concluded, Jackson is going to have a big 'ol party, and rally for his new album, Perfectly Avoided which should hit shelves by Christmas day.
Jackson declined several opportunities to defend himself, and this is thought to have been the best possible method to provide a sincere misrepresentation of the facts.
This earmarks a grand achievement for the world-renowned artist/performer, and critics can just speculate how foolish they are seen from the eyes of the law.