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Wednesday, 24 January 2007

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Hollywood - In response to Al Gore's recent film 'An Inconvenient (loser tries to rewrite history, whilst banging on about some environmental) Turth'. President George W Bush is in discussions with a top Hollywood film studio to make a film entitled 'A Convenient (time to bag some extra cash with no facts or recourse to any) Truth'.

Film makers have revealed that the film will be based on some startling facts that will rock the scientific community. Bush will present evidence gathered from all over the US between August 2006 and January 2007 detailing quite clearly that contrary to the assertions made in Al Gores film, the world is in fact getting Cooler.

The film, sponsored by Exxon, encourages everyone to go out and burn more fossil fuels to try to reverse this alarming temperature decline.

The film has already been trialled in the State of Florida where holes punched in tickets bought by movie goers reveal that 299million people viewed the special screenings - but no black people or ex-convicts.

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