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Topics: Brain, Surgery, Surgeon

Thursday, 25 January 2007

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"So simple even a Caveman could almost do it" says author

Reed Reed (real name), author of the blockbuster booklet, "Learn Nuclear Physics During Springer" has once again blown the lid off the New Jersey Times Bestseller list with his hot new booklet (illegal in 17 states) "Teach Yourself Brain Surgery in 21 Minutes."

One Tulsa reader, Fred said that within an hour of reading Reed's booklet he had his mother-in-law on the operating table (in this case his pool table) and the top of her head off before she could yell "YAAAAAAAA!".

Services for Fred's mother-in-law will be held at Greater Tulsa Unlimited Memorial Baptist Church this Saturday assuming Fred gets out on bond in time to attend the Saturday service.

The New Jersey Times says that Reed's NEXT project, "Learn to be President while Microwaving a Hot Pocket" already has over one million pre-orders even though the booklet's not been written, let alone stapled and glued together by Reed.

Although technically the author is neither a doctor OR a brain surgeon he says he's "Googled a lot" AND caught a couple of episodes of Grey's Anatomy when it was cool to CATCH Grey's Anatomy so .. (Reed says) .. "buy his booklet"

FREE EXCERPT ..


The brain as you will see when you get the top of the head off is not a complicated affair at all. Looks like a prune in fact and once you rip it out of your patient's skull and squeeze it you'll in fact SEE a purplish fluid, kind of like Prune Juice flow from it. So, let's begin. Once you've chased down your patient and strapped him to the table (ANY table will do even a Ping Pong one) inject 40 cc's of that sleeping stuff into any part of their body that's not flapping about wildly trying to break free from your table and begin your operation.



All of Reed's "how-to-almost" booklets can be downloaded via Paypal from Reed's website at http://www.FolsomPrison.gov/MaximumSecurity/Reed/Reed/Booklets

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