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Saturday, 20 January 2007

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Britney's favourite bath filler

Britney Spears has done it again! This week she lay naked in a bathtub of baked beans for 5 whole days, without even stopping for a toilet break. As she left the tub of stinking rotten beans, she said "I'm so pleased with my new career."

Miss Spears recently gave up singing to concentrate on food-related endurance world records. In December she lay naked in a bathtub of chocolate flavoured jelly for 8 hours, setting a new world record.

Her training plan is simple but effective. "My bed is made of syrup, it's the perfect training. But I have to make sure I don't fall asleep or I might drown."

Next she plans to lie in a vat of Caesar salad as a promotional stunt for Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas.

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