Written by Jarvis
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Friday, 19 January 2007

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O'Meara will be forced to wear Pat's signature ear rings

It's not all bad news for big brother racist Jo O'Meara as she is hotly tipped to play actress Pam St Clements in a musical about her life.

Witnesses claim the likeness is uncanny and what with her remarkable singing talent Jo really is the ideal choice.

The musical penned by the morally bankrupt Ben Elton and odious Andrew Lloyd Webber examines Pat's early life playing lesbians and farm hands before landing the coveted role of washed up slapper Pat, in Eastenders.

Jo's agent remarked yesterday that she was surprised anyone in the media would consider employing Jo given her recent unpleasantness, "Pat!" by Elton and Lloyd Webber opens at Yarmouth Pavilion in March.

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