Palm Springs,,Calif. Britney Spears vagina was the most anticipated and speculated story in recent history. The highly volatile, unusual subject matter has finally come to an amicable solution for all involved.
The tiff began when Britney shamelessly took advantage of her vagina making her privates, for public consumption. This resulted in Britney's vagina suing for emancipation and being set free of the bonds that bound her. She decided to pursue a career of her own.
Carolina the Vagina, as Britney's, "kitty", came to be known, went on an extensive lecture and book signing tour warning against the dangers of vulva and labia abuse. The public response was impressive. It seemed everyone wanted to have a shot at Britney Spears vagina.
Britney's, "vagina tour", was abruptly halted after outraged religious and parental groups protested the events as being obscene and vulgar. It seems the average, busy body person was repulsed by a talking vagina . Like so many other misunderstood things in the past, the lectures and signings were cut short because of ignorance.
Insiders have provided information pertaining to the relationship between Britney and Carolina her Vagina
Rumor has it, Britney went to a spa in Palm Springs called, Serenity, the same spa Carolina was taking a much needed rest. The two saw each other and after a heart to heart discussion set their differences aside and have decided to unite once again,
It seems the pair have decided the whole is greater than the sum of it's parts and have forgiven their past indiscretions and will be once again be united.
The only stipulation, Britney has to have more respect for the feelings of others and promise to flash no more gash, now, or any time in the future.
Britney's vagina has been the undisputed heavyweight unveiling of the year and like Britneys legs, they're best, when they close with a happy ending.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Jan 18 2007