Actor Brad Pitt and girlfriend, actress Angelina Jolie (known to the public as "Brangelina") have just purchased a $3.5 million dollar home together in New Orleans. The house has an address in the French Quarter and has six bedrooms.
Unfortunately for the couple, one of those bedrooms has been washed into the ninth ward and another is rumored to be in Baton Rouge. In fact, the tennis court is now vertical and can be used to play handball and two cars are sitting on top of the garage. The sunken living room has become a duck pond and mildew is the new color of all the sheetrock. A local homeless vagrant has taken up residence in the swimming pool and is more likely to eat the children than to help them with their floaties.
Asked when they planned to move into the house, the couple replied that "we know it's a fixer-upper, but we think we're pretty good with our hands. We should have it whipped back into shape in no time."