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Wednesday, 17 January 2007

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About Trump: His life would embarass anyone with any pride

In one of the greatest honors offered to a beast , "The Donald" Trump was allowed to imprint his trotter into the wet cement on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Expert Hollywood observers were pressed hard to recall an equal honor to such an animal. Trigger's hoof, Rin-Tin-Tin's paw, Arnold's pig's feet were all mentioned as possible parallels to the print of Trump's extremity.

Gossip columnists and media moguls were asked why Trump was asked to take part in this prestigious ceremony. Most shrugged their shoulders as if to weep: "Who the Fuck knows?!". Others protested his inclusion with words unprintable about his imprint.

One semi-brave commentator ventured a guess as long as he could remain anonymous:"Trump is Trump...his name sounds like tramp,his life would embarrass anyone with any pride and still he holds his head up high...This is what greatness represents in the post-post modern era..."

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