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Tuesday, 16 January 2007

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"My god i've made a tit of myself" Dame Helen Mirren

Dame Helen Mirren, has taken a strong grasp on this years Golden Globe Awards which took place in Karbul last night, winning Two awards for Elizabeth II in The Queen, a film about the Monarch's days a teenage hooker, but it was more her 2 un-glittering prizes that caught the front pages today.

Mirren was seen in a champagne haze near the end of the celebrity studded bash flashing her breasts at anyone who'd take a look. "Who's taking me home then boys?" she later slurred.

Showbiz press mogul Pip Timmings said today "This was scoop of the year for us, Mirren's a class actress but she's a wild party girl too. Britney had better watch out! She's mature, sassy & for her age, I think I'd still give her one".

It is thought that the incident could cause damage to her picture perfect career & one role she was set to play in Godzilla II has already been retracted by Film group Mirrormaxedout.

Mirren only last year was caught soliciting sex at an industry bash held in London's Shepard Bush. The Police this time issued only a warning but it is thought they are now looking for the actress who has gone into hiding today.

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