Michael Jackson, the one time King of Pop, has been sued by his pharmacist for not paying his prescription drug bills. Filed in a California court, the suit alleges that Jackson is more than $100,000 behind on his credit with the store.
Doctor Jackson Ghostly of the UCLA Medical School was asked how it would affect Jackson if he were to stop taking his medicine. He said that, "First, what is left of Michael's nose would probably fall off. The pills he takes are the glue that is still holding that thing on."
"Next, Michael is on several medications to control his urges. If he loses those pills, parents will need to lock away their little boys."
"Also, he is on a medication that has the side effect of giving him an effeminate voice (he keeps it because it lets him hit the high notes). If he goes off that, he may be talking like the deepest base in the barbershop quartet. Then, he may really sound "bad" and Billie Jean might actually come when he calls."
"Finally, if he does go cold turkey because he can't pay his bills, Michael may revert from being a white woman to actually being a black man, and I don't know if the public would be willing to accept that."