Sensational news from the red carpet in Los Angeles today as during a minor award ceremony Renee Zellweger and Daniel Radcliffe came to blows.
Oscar Bafta, The Spoof's showbiz reporter was there covering the event and tells what happened:
"It all happened as Ms. Zellweger and Radcliffe arrived at the ceremony simultaneously on the red carpet. After what can only be described as a curt nod from Radcliffe a vicious war of words erupted.
"Renee Immediately told Radcliffe that his days as the top Potter were over and that she had now assumed the title as a result of her new blockbuster Miss Potter!
"Radcliffe, the boy wizard, gave a sarky 'oh yeah says you luv!' and then all hell was unleashed as Zellweger hurled herself at him and tried to scratch his eyes out.
"Both stars were restrained by security staff and eventually entered the theatre by separate doors"
Peter Rabbit was unavailable for comment as he got mxymatosis a few years ago but JK Rowling said:
"The band's got a gig in the Roundhouse next week and there are still tickets available. I'm going to wear the big funny hat"