Written by Michael Hunt
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Topics: Star Wars, Dollar

Wednesday, 10 December 2003

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Actor and Jedi Master Yoda reportedly signed a 20 million dollar deal today to continue the role of himself in the upcoming Star Wars prequil. "We are thrilled to have him back on the set," commented Geroge Lucas, "Yoda is really the glue that holds this all together....the glue he is, yeeeess."

Master Yoda is pleased to be back at the top of the industry after a fall from grace in the early 80's after the initial success of the first three Star Wars films. "Nasty Cocaine habit I had, adult films I did" Master Yoda commented on Vh1's popular series "Behind the Actor."

When asked about future plans in the film industry Master Yoda had the following comments:

"Act I do, fun it is. But dramatic side I want to show. Next for me is romantic comedy, Sandra Bullok will co-star, Americas sweetheart she is."

No word yet on a release date or title for Master Yoda's next project.

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