Jan 10 2007, The Boys into Girls Association announced Richard Christy and Sal the Stockbroker, writers of the Howard Stern Show, as the Grand Marshals of the San Francisco gay pride parade today.
The Boys into Girls Association oversees the details of the world renowned San Francisco gay parade making sure it's as gay pride as can it can possibly be.
This move left some scratching their heads at the decision, past Grand Marshals include, Rip Taylor, The DeFrank Center and Bette Midler. Traditionally Grand Marshals have been people that have advanced gay issues and life styles in some manner or form.
Sal and Richard would really gay up our parade, said Simeone Phydike, the parade director, these guys make our drag queens look like rednecks. They are just really fun, flamboyant boys.
It seems Richard and Sal recently were visiting San Francisco and decided to drink in a bit of the local color by going gay bar hopping. Now being, "straight", didn't detour this loony pair one little bit. They tore a swath through boys town in a drunken binge, dancing on bars like inebriated debutantes, putting on simulated sex shows for the leather clad tough boys.
Richard volunteered, 'they're really a friendly bunch, why they play pool for oral favors".
Carlos, a bar patron, was very impressed with their crazy antics, "why for a couple of hetro boys they sure knew how to party. They were dancing to the Village People like they have been, light in the loafers, all their lives".
When Richard and Sal were questioned about the incident the only explanation they could muster was, "Well, we were in Frisco and that's what Frisco is famous for, ya know, when in Rome and all".
Sal and Richard are flattered that only a couple of days of bar hopping could endear them so much to the local gay community
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Jan 10 2007