An internet group tracking the most searched key words on the information highway has found that Britney Spears vagina is still the most searched Q on the grid.
The progression generally follows a trend, a topic will get hot, people will search it out, and then it will trickle down to little or no interest. The next hot topic will over shadow the last one and so on and so forth.
Britney Spears vagina has broken out of that mold and has staying power beyond anything the internet has encountered before. It seems to have a strong hold on people's imaginations.
If the internet infatuation is anything like making love, Kevin Federline must have had his hands totally full.
Gnarly Erik, highly respected writer for the TheSpoof.com, stated, "I don't write exploitive fluff pieces I find them distasteful. I submitted a piece pointing out the obvious evils of being seduced into writing such drivel. When it came time to title it, I was driven to put Brittany Spears' name in it, my hands were shaking and I was perspiring from my forehead, it was horrible. I found myself being exploitive in my non-exploitation article. Well, later I went in and changed the title to keep my self-respect. I really must admit though, that's one seductive vaginal cavity".
Bean counters across the net all agree Britney Spears vagina is still looked into more than any other orifice.
Kind of like a Roger Corman sci-fi from the 50's, Hold onto your condoms it's, The Vagina That Ate the Net.
If only everyone would keep their eyes on the ball. The public flashing was a distractionary tactic to mislead from the real issue. Britney's porn tape.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Jan 10 2007