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Tuesday, 9 January 2007

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The new Britney Barbie in her passenger pose.

The new Britney Spears Barbie doll has been unveiled by Mattel. Unlike other, more traditional Barbies, this one does not come with underwear and is anatomically correct. "We used photos of Britney getting out of the car with Paris Hilton to make sure we got it all right," said Mattel spokesman Irv Chandler.

"The girls always lose that underwear pretty fast anyway, and naked Barbies are a big tradition in toy boxes all across the county, so we thought that this would fit right in with the new Britney Spears image."

"As an added bonus, the doll comes with special Britney-like features. It features blonde hair and too much make-up. It also cannot sing, dance, or act and has no brain or morals."

The dolls will retail for $69 and should be in stores by spring break.

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