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Monday, 8 January 2007

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Here's , at most, what may be left of Britney, after she gives the shirt off her back and works her pants off on her new

Britney Spears was dumped by her record label, Jive Records, in a not surprising move. The former pop princess has not had a hit album or single, and sales of her older recordings have stagnated.

Spears has been in the studio working on a new album, which now has no distributor and no company to pay production costs.

"I'd give the shirt off of my back right now to get that album finished," said Spears.

When asked if she would be wearing a bra underneath that shirt, Spears did not comment directly but said that: "I've worked my pants off for this industry, and look at the way they've treated me!"

"I'm sure I'll find another label that wants me," said Spears. "I know I can always go to Virgin Records."

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