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Monday, 8 January 2007

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Disney are in trouble over their latest film, Lion King 6 : Simba Get's laid, film governing watchdog Cinemoan have described the film as "lude" & warranted a re-evaluation of the films rating which at the moment is PG.

Lion King 6 is already being described by critics as "long overdue" & "eagerly anticipated" but it's the content that's causing a stir in Tinsel Town.

Simba (played by Robbin Williams) over comes a hunting accident to fulfill his dream of successfully completing 100 Sexual Conquests in one day. Director Ron Jeremy describes the film as, "Very tasteful & arty but will appeal to all ages, especially kids from ages 5 upwards".

Disney Pictures are yet to comment but expect the film on the silver screen over summer 2007 & be another big hit. Previous Lion King films have seen Simba over throwing governments, battling UFOs & dealing drugs.

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