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Saturday, 6 January 2007

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Some of the colors available in the new breast implants.

Hollywood plastic surgeons have teamed with the fashion industry to release a new line of breast implants, now available in designer colors. Now, women who were stuck with white Caucasian breasts, yellow Oriental breasts, light-brown Hispanic breasts, or darker-brown black breasts can have their implants done in a variety of colors and styles.

Designer Bruce Cassinnian said that "Ladies no longer have to settle for their small but perky white breasts. They can now purchase earth tones, pastels, plaids, or from many other styles or colors to personalize their breasts."

"Victoria's Secret is introducing a new line of bras to match with the breast designs. Now, your tattoos, your breasts, your bra, and your panties can all be style and color coordinated."

"Another new development is the twist and switch, but this is a little more expensive. Ladies can choose three different designs, styles, or colors of implant. With just a twist of the nipple, she can change from plain white for a business day to black and sexy for an evening on the town. Then she can twist again to get red and lacy for a hot, romantic encounter."

The Discovery Health Channel will be introducing a new series featuring women who have undergone this procedure called "Tinted Titties." A second series will be about women who have no money, but compete to have the procedure done; It will be called "Burgundy Boobs or Bust."

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