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Saturday, 6 January 2007

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Britney runs the risk of her vagina becoming like an old man if she doesn't put it away.

It has been the hottest topic searched on the internet for the past few years. It is the photo that has been used as wall-paper more than any other. It has been sent back and forth on more cell phones that any other picture. If you have not guessed by now, it is the picture of the pantyless Britney Spears exiting a car and showing the world her "Brazilian Bikini Wax."

Hollywood agents and experts are now warning that Britney's body parts are running the risk of being over-exposed. In an exclusive interview with this magazine, Derek Chad Thor of CMI Management told us the pop diva is in trouble. "Remember what happened with Regis Philbin and Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? It was on television seven days a week for six months. It was the number one rated show of the year. Everyone was trying to get on it."

"Now it's a daytime game show hosted by one of those old dikes from The View. It was over-exposed."

"Remember the Burma Shave signs on every roadway in America? You don't see them anymore. They were over-exposed."

"Remember when every movie coming out had to have Keanu Reeves? There was the Matrix this and Bill and Ted that and him trying to do Shakespeare. He couldn't act then, he can't act now, he's off the radar. He was cute, but over-exposed."

"If Britney doesn't hide that thing and cover it up, it's going to be like an old athlete. It will get all banged up and sore. It's hair will fall out and it will get dried out and wrinkled. It won't be able to get the juices flowing or the blood pumping anymore. She'll have to put Ben Gay on it just to get it warmed up!"

"If she wants to keep it in tip top shape. she'll put it away and only bring it out on special occasions, like fine china or your grandma's silver service."

"She told us for year's that she was a virgin, and apparently had respect for her vagina during that period of her life. If she doesn't want it to get old before it's time, she'll return to that level of care and concern."

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