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Thursday, 4 January 2007

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Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Russell Crowe is said to be pitching for the title role of a new Quentin Tarantino epic provisionally entitled 'Saddam the Movie'.

Other actors being lined up for the Hollywood blockbuster include Jim Carrey to play President George Bush, Sean Connery (Dick Cheney), Roger Moore (George Bush Senior), Bob Hoskins (Donald Rumsfeldt), Anthony Hopkins (Karl Rove), Michael Crawford (Tony Blair), Helen Mirren (Laura Bush), Whitney Houston (Condo Sleaze Rice), Tom Hanks (President Bill Clinton), Cate Blanchett (Hillary Clinton), Maureen Lipman (Cherie Blair) and Eddie Murphy (Kofi Annan).

Auditioning opens next week for the parts of Lord Levy, Ariel Sharon, Chemical Ali, and Saddam Hussein's sons Uday and Qusay.

Minor roles to be announced shortly.

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